"PEOPLE LOOK LIKE THEIR DOGS", IS THERE A SHAR PEI IN MY FUTURE?
tell me I am not alone when it comes to a COLLECTION of anti-aging creams, lotions
and serums slowing taking up drawer space and cabinets in my bathroom. The reason
that this compilation of "look better" materials seems to be growing
at an alarming rate is that I am not quite sure which product works best for which
problem. At my age I have a plethora of problems starting to appear and take center
stage on my face and each seems to require a different product.
I have correctional
needs for the following:
Sagging ?Puffiness ?Fine lines Deep lines? Discoloration
?Hyper-pigmentation? Uneven texture? Sun-damaged skin ?Dry Skin? Tired Skin
I have tried to prioritize the 50-something flaws
by determining which ones are the first seen by a person looking directly into
my face - I find myself now backing away from anyone who might be a close-talker!
start with WRINKLES in general, fine or deep and buy a product for that. Then
I move to DISCOLORATION and buy a creation for that. Next would be the DRY SKIN,
which is also TIRED so I purchase something for that; followed up by SAGGING,
which requires something else.
I leave PUFFINESS alone, as I seem to be most
puffy in the morning and tend to ignore it the rest of the day.
Now that I
have amassed all of these flaw fixers, I still have to figure out in which order
I should apply
all at once, one at a time, twice daily or every other
only is all of this cosmetical advice confusing
it's getting very expensive
and once I get it figured out
I BETTER LOOK FABULOUS!
to get with it! You're so wasting your time with all those various facial creams
and lotions. I couldn't even follow what you were talking about it. Too many brain
You know I solved this problem over a year ago. Creams are
ok, but so not hip. BOTOX is what it's all about. I don't have to remember to
wash my face, slather on stuff, have my husband complain because it's "smelly".
A little trip to the Botox doc and I'm good to go for 5 or so months.
injection here, a little injection there. Okay, fine
A LOT OF INJECTIONS
HERE AND A LOT OF INJECTIONS THERE
whatevuuuuuuer it takes. And okay, yes,
it stings like hell and costs the price of a small car (but a used one).
a friend of mine used to say to people who inquired about the black and blue marks
around her eyes after her semi-annual trip to the torture doc
a bout with vanity
and vanity won!"