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IF "PEOPLE LOOK LIKE THEIR DOGS", IS THERE A SHAR PEI IN MY FUTURE?

Please tell me I am not alone when it comes to a COLLECTION of anti-aging creams, lotions and serums slowing taking up drawer space and cabinets in my bathroom. The reason that this compilation of "look better" materials seems to be growing at an alarming rate is that I am not quite sure which product works best for which problem. At my age I have a plethora of problems starting to appear and take center stage on my face and each seems to require a different product.
I have correctional needs for the following:
Sagging ?Puffiness ?Fine lines Deep lines? Discoloration ?Hyper-pigmentation? Uneven texture? Sun-damaged skin ?Dry Skin? Tired Skin…and finally…MATURE SKIN.
I have tried to prioritize the 50-something flaws by determining which ones are the first seen by a person looking directly into my face - I find myself now backing away from anyone who might be a close-talker!
I start with WRINKLES in general, fine or deep and buy a product for that. Then I move to DISCOLORATION and buy a creation for that. Next would be the DRY SKIN, which is also TIRED so I purchase something for that; followed up by SAGGING, which requires something else.
I leave PUFFINESS alone, as I seem to be most puffy in the morning and tend to ignore it the rest of the day.
Now that I have amassed all of these flaw fixers, I still have to figure out in which order I should apply…all at once, one at a time, twice daily or every other…………not only is all of this cosmetical advice confusing…it's getting very expensive and once I get it figured out …I BETTER LOOK FABULOUS!
Lorraine, time to get with it! You're so wasting your time with all those various facial creams and lotions. I couldn't even follow what you were talking about it. Too many brain cells involved.
You know I solved this problem over a year ago. Creams are ok, but so not hip. BOTOX is what it's all about. I don't have to remember to wash my face, slather on stuff, have my husband complain because it's "smelly". A little trip to the Botox doc and I'm good to go for 5 or so months.
A little injection here, a little injection there. Okay, fine… A LOT OF INJECTIONS HERE AND A LOT OF INJECTIONS THERE…whatevuuuuuuer it takes. And okay, yes, it stings like hell and costs the price of a small car (but a used one).
As a friend of mine used to say to people who inquired about the black and blue marks around her eyes after her semi-annual trip to the torture doc…"I had a bout with vanity…and vanity won!"
Ding ding!

Mary

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